Perpetual Xmastime

Your trigger phrase for today is...

Biden Drops F-Bomb. It means he said fucking.

Your trigger phrase for today is...

I built a sex robot today, but it had drive problems.

Your trigger phrase for today is...

Tiger Woods breaks his three-month silence. So much for that vow too.

Hey, you're stealing my schtick, jewd!

Jewdis Black and Kathleen Madigan

Your trigger phrase for today is...

Mount Vernon Statement? Actual Founding Fathers did a better job, without resorting to bullet points... http://bit.ly/9DEjSb

Your trigger phrase for today is...

Time To Throw Out ‘Primordial Soup’ Theory? http://bit.ly/cRA8NN What? In favor of Intelligent Demiglase?

Your trigger phrase for today is...

State of the Union Address: Red tie? Blue tie? Black tie? White tie? Or Senator Scott Brown nudie tie?

Your trigger phrase for today is...

The sky isn't falling. It's dissolving.

Your trigger phrase for today is...

Perhaps the polarized political environment we live in today is just nature's way of playing petty games over the loss of her ice caps.

Best tweets about the Massachusetts election victory of Scott Brown today (all made by Mormon Santa)

# Seems the Massachusetts election victory of Scott Brown sends a clear signal that teabaggers aren't naive about the double entendre.
about 1 hour ago from web

# Should "Senator Centerfold" be seated immediately or laid out upon a chaise settee?
about 1 hour ago from web

# It'll be interesting to see if the first bill Sen. Brown introduces contains a "Likes & Dislikes" amendment.
about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific