Report Date:
10/16/2008
Was Work Done?: YES
Hire Again?: YES
App. Cost: $400
Overall - A
Price - D
Quality - A
Responsiveness - A
Punctuality - A
Professionalism - A
Physique - A+
Description of Work: Snaked clogged toilet, which required a bigger than usual snake.
Member Comments: My toilet backed up as a consequence of attempting to flush $700 trillion in paycheck cash advances down it, thinking my septic tank was now far more secure than any government-owned bank! I called "Joe the Plumber" based on John McCain's personal recommendation during the recent presidential debate. Joe arrived sooner than expected, almost inconveniently so. He was completely buff, and completely bald (which is a bit of a turn-on for me). When I described the situation, he asked me if I was a socialist. That took me aback a bit, but I wasn't going to be intimidated by his impudent Jeff Gannon looks. I told him, no, I wasn't, and that he'd better let me carefully inspect his drain snake for any lose bills that may just "happen" to stick once he was finished (hinting that there MIGHT be a generous tax-free tip in it for him if he did). He shrugged and proceeded to do the dirty work like a true pro. I even pulled the "while you're here, could you look at this, too?" bit. He said his schedule didn't allow it, even though I was wearing something my domestic partner has never seen.
