Perpetual Xmastime

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Biden Drops F-Bomb. It means he said fucking.

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I built a sex robot today, but it had drive problems.

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Tiger Woods breaks his three-month silence. So much for that vow too.

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Mount Vernon Statement? Actual Founding Fathers did a better job, without resorting to bullet points... http://bit.ly/9DEjSb

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Time To Throw Out ‘Primordial Soup’ Theory? http://bit.ly/cRA8NN What? In favor of Intelligent Demiglase?

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State of the Union Address: Red tie? Blue tie? Black tie? White tie? Or Senator Scott Brown nudie tie?

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The sky isn't falling. It's dissolving.

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So what if Neanderthals wore jewelry and makeup? We still invented the cigars and tricycles. http://tinyurl.com/yjzq3v4

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Harry Reid, Dick Armey...all the Dicks and Bushes. What is it we want, America? I, for one, think it clear what we've long longed to embrace! Be gentle, Mandingo...

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An Apple tablet sounds like something my doctor would proscribe for my acute fear that the Kindle is part of a Jewish revisionist conspiracy.